{"product_id":"looner-thc-soda-50mg","title":"Looner High-Potency 50mg THC Soda – Authentic Soda-Shop Flavors","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"font-size: 36px; font-weight: 800; line-height: 1.2; margin-bottom: 12px; color: #111; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n    Looner High-Potency THC Soda (50mg Delta-9)\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: bold; color: #d32f2f; margin-bottom: 24px; padding: 16px; background: #fff8f8; border: 2px solid #d32f2f; border-radius: 12px; text-align: center; display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; gap: 15px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e🚀 Ultra-Potent: 50mg Delta-9 THC\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e🥤 Authentic Soda-Shop Taste\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e📍 Online or In-Store (Hudson, WI)\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003cspan\u003e⚡ Fast 10-20 Min Onset\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 17px; line-height: 1.8; color: #333; margin-bottom: 35px; max-width: 850px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n    Experience the hardest-hitting legal cannabis beverage on the market. \u003cstrong\u003eLooner High-Potency Soda\u003c\/strong\u003e packs a massive \u003cstrong\u003e50mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC\u003c\/strong\u003e into every 12oz can. Engineered with advanced nano-emulsion technology for a rapid onset, this soda delivers a clean, powerful buzz with the nostalgic, full-bodied flavor of your favorite classic sodas—and absolutely no cannabis aftertaste.\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border: 0; height: 1px; background: #eee; margin: 40px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 26px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 25px; color: #111; text-align: center;\"\u003eHeavy-Hitting Flavors\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(220px, 1fr)); gap: 15px; margin-bottom: 40px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 20px; border: 1px solid #eee; border-radius: 10px; background: #fff; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color: #5d4037; font-size: 19px;\"\u003e🍺 Root Beer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #666;\"\u003eCreamy, old-school vanilla-spice perfection.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 20px; border: 1px solid #eee; border-radius: 10px; background: #fff; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color: #c62828; font-size: 19px;\"\u003e🌶️ Professor Pepper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #666;\"\u003eSpicy, bold cola with that signature 23-flavor bite.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 20px; border: 1px solid #eee; border-radius: 10px; background: #fff; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color: #6a1b9a; font-size: 19px;\"\u003e🍇 Grape\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #666;\"\u003eSweet purple nostalgia with a fizzy finish.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding: 20px; border: 1px solid #eee; border-radius: 10px; background: #fff; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"color: #ff6d00; font-size: 19px;\"\u003e🍊 Orange\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #666;\"\u003eBright, crisp, and refreshing citrus crush.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; margin: 40px 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003eWhy Looner 50mg Reigns Supreme\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(280px,1fr)); gap: 15px; margin: 28px 0; font-size: 16px; color: #444;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background: #f9f9f9; padding: 12px; border-radius: 6px;\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003e50mg Delta-9 THC\u003c\/strong\u003e (High Potency)\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background: #f9f9f9; padding: 12px; border-radius: 6px;\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eNano-Emulsified\u003c\/strong\u003e for 10-20 min onset\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background: #f9f9f9; padding: 12px; border-radius: 6px;\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eCrystal Clear Formula\u003c\/strong\u003e – No weed taste\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background: #f9f9f9; padding: 12px; border-radius: 6px;\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eFarm Bill Compliant\u003c\/strong\u003e – \u0026lt;0.3% Δ9 THC\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background: #f9f9f9; padding: 12px; border-radius: 6px;\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eThird-Party Lab Tested\u003c\/strong\u003e (COA Verified)\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background: #f9f9f9; padding: 12px; border-radius: 6px;\"\u003e✔ \u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 60px 0;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-style: italic; color: #d32f2f; margin-bottom: 15px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e🔥 High demand: Root Beer \u0026amp; Professor Pepper inventory moves fast!\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background: #d50000; color: white; padding: 22px 55px; font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; border-radius: 50px; display: inline-block; box-shadow: 0 10px 30px rgba(213,0,0,0.3); cursor: pointer;\"\u003e\n        ✅ Select Flavor \u0026amp; Add to Cart\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #888; text-align: center; margin-top: 50px; padding-top: 25px; border-top: 1px solid #eee; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003e\n    12oz cans • 50mg total THC • Must be 21+ to purchase • This is a high-potency product; start with a small serving to assess tolerance. 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